wasabisunshine:

XBOX, NEXT EPISODE

This is us, pretty much every night. Voice commands via the Kinect don’t work as well as advertised, unfortunately. You just end up yelling XBOX NEXT EPISODE at your TV at least three or four times before it works. 

paulscheer:

My Wife Got me the Best Birthday Cake Ever

britefutures:

Never forget: Ann and Maeby were best friends.

victoriousvocabulary:

ICHTHYOLATRY

[noun]

the worship of fish or of fish-shaped idols.

synecdoche:

I’ve been laughing at these all morning. 

adventuretime:

“Paper Pete” Backgrounds

The episode’s background designers were ghostshrimp and Santino Lascano. The painters were Martin Ansolabehere, Sandra Calleros, and Ron Russell. Nick Jennings is the show’s art director.

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito…

sirmitchell:

huhuh, cool!

By Kevin Kirkpatrick

[ More: beavis, butthead, beavis, butthead. ]

paulscheer:

Chris Medley and his Brother want to do shot by shot remakes of actions movies with me as the lead. Here is their 1st attempt.

SCHEERLIANS